What are they for? What do they do? Angry frustrated people get in each others way, poke each other’s eyes out, snag hair and clothes. They’re all wearing coats anyway!

Fat girls with huge arses carry tiny umbrellas, parting the waves of rain before them and getting soaked.

Skinny guys with huge umbrellas wear expensive waterproof jackets. Don’t they trust Gore-Tex?

Cast off umberellas strew the streets, flopping around like dying birds.

It’s only water.


~ by gear on March 8, 2006.

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  1. this is lovely.

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